Due to a recent vacancy left in Juniper’s District Attorney position, the slot is left open to anyone willing to put the work in. With crime at an all-time high; the city needs a tough as nails prosecutor to bring these criminals to justice. Do you have what it takes to go toe to toe… Read More District Attorney & Medical Center Co-Lead Needed
A refrigerated delivery truck containing both bottled water and beer was stolen yesterday; both the truck and it’s contents hijacked by a group of unidentified individuals. The truck was parked outside of Juniper’s Mini Mart, the driver on a routine delivery when he was confronted by several people. It’s said that when the delivery driver… Read More Delivery Truck Lifted By Heated Citizens
It is no secret that the proud city of Juniper, Illinois has experienced an onslaught of increased criminal activity. Whereas illegal activity is present throughout our good city, The Red Light District seems to be the focal point of it all. It was one week ago today that newly appointed Juniper Police Sgt. Alexandria Stone… Read More Second Attack Against Juniper PD Leaves Sergeant Wounded
Citizens residing in and around the Red Light District would awake this morning to a gruesome display. Sections of a horrifically mangled corpse have been strung up in multiple locations; appearing across and around the borders of what is considered the Red Light District. With temperatures on the rise; the decomposition process is accelerated and… Read More Body Parts Found Hanging In Areas Bordering Red Light District
In this heatwave its easy to complain, to worry about yourselves. Its simple to put your needs first. Firstly, get your butt off your sofa and make sure your furry friend has plenty of water. Don’t panic if they don’t seem hungry who wants to eat in this weather? Now lets talk exercise : Don’t.… Read More Hot Dogs
Lick. Yes that’s so good. Lap. Yes even better. So silky smooth. Just what I needed. Scoop? Yes scoop. Get your mind out of the gutter and get the rest of you over to The Creamery right here in Juniper. Yes I know what you are going to say. Another ice cream place. Big deal.… Read More Life of Riley: Hot Summer Cool Treats
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Over the weekend, it was widely reported the Chicago area would bask in a ‘regional heat dome’, sending temperatures skyrocketing. An Excessive Heat Warning will be in effect. An Excessive Heat Warning means that a prolonged period of dangerously hot temperatures will occur. The combination of hot temperatures and high humidity will combine to create… Read More Hot Flashes Risk Juniper Stroking Out
Lady Luck Casino was packed to the brim Sunday evening, the venue hosting Juniper’s very first Date Night Auction. The event was organized by Seong-Ja Kang and drew quite the crowd. Citizens from all over the city flocked towards the casino dressed in their very best, the invitation calling it a black-tie affair. There were… Read More Sold To The Highest Bidder
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