Citizens residing in and around the Red Light District would awake this morning to a gruesome display. Sections of a horrifically mangled corpse have been strung up in multiple locations; appearing across and around the borders of what is considered the Red Light District. With temperatures on the rise; the decomposition process is accelerated and… Read More Body Parts Found Hanging In Areas Bordering Red Light District
In this heatwave its easy to complain, to worry about yourselves. Its simple to put your needs first. Firstly, get your butt off your sofa and make sure your furry friend has plenty of water. Don’t panic if they don’t seem hungry who wants to eat in this weather? Now lets talk exercise : Don’t.… Read More Hot Dogs
Lick. Yes that’s so good. Lap. Yes even better. So silky smooth. Just what I needed. Scoop? Yes scoop. Get your mind out of the gutter and get the rest of you over to The Creamery right here in Juniper. Yes I know what you are going to say. Another ice cream place. Big deal.… Read More Life of Riley: Hot Summer Cool Treats
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