Lick. Yes that’s so good. Lap. Yes even better. So silky smooth. Just what I needed. Scoop? Yes scoop. Get your mind out of the gutter and get the rest of you over to The Creamery right here in Juniper. Yes I know what you are going to say. Another ice cream place. Big deal.… Read More Life of Riley: Hot Summer Cool Treats
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Over the weekend, it was widely reported the Chicago area would bask in a ‘regional heat dome’, sending temperatures skyrocketing. An Excessive Heat Warning will be in effect. An Excessive Heat Warning means that a prolonged period of dangerously hot temperatures will occur. The combination of hot temperatures and high humidity will combine to create… Read More Hot Flashes Risk Juniper Stroking Out
Lady Luck Casino was packed to the brim Sunday evening, the venue hosting Juniper’s very first Date Night Auction. The event was organized by Seong-Ja Kang and drew quite the crowd. Citizens from all over the city flocked towards the casino dressed in their very best, the invitation calling it a black-tie affair. There were… Read More Sold To The Highest Bidder
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A Juniper Police Department detective is in stable condition after an altercation at the Cactus Motel on Easy St. Detective Bart Olbers was patrolling motel grounds when a routine ID check turned into an assault against him. Individuals in question physically attacked Olbers, leaving him with several injuries including a sizable gash upon his face.… Read More Face Down Detective Beat Off at Cactus Motel
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Fliers advertising explicit and illicit deeds spread through the city of Juniper. The fliers, an advertisement for “Human Resources Inc”, offers services of sexual and malicious nature. Several services instruct the buyer to text a location and time to meet a representative for business. Abduction, rape, prostitution, and torture are available from prices ranging $200… Read More Red Light District Targeted for Human Resources
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