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Don’t Drop The Soap Pink, Or Do?
In the earlier hours of Wednesday evening, the apartment residing over top of the local salon Curl Up & Dye was raided by SWAT. The Task Force deployed with a singular mission, to take David Pink into custody. Most know Pink as an endearing yet eccentric TV personality, recognized for his outlandish style and flair… Read More Don’t Drop The Soap Pink, Or Do?
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Leave No Holes Barred: STDs and Gender
Several days ago, I walked into the Juniper Medical Center for an unscheduled STD test and to ask several questions regarding their services relating to sex and gender. After taking my name, and filling out a survey, I waited in the lobby for about 15 minutes before a chief-of-staff, Dr. Vicus Volkoff, was available to… Read More Leave No Holes Barred: STDs and Gender
Smoking Dragon up in Flames!
(( Photo by Seong-Ja Kang )) Monday evening around 8pm, Juniper Emergency Dispatch received a call from a very distraught citizen. The caller reported a large fire at The Smoking Dragon located on Main and Fourth. Juniper Times’ own Marcus Milani took to the scene to interview the witness Hank who stated: ” I was… Read More Smoking Dragon up in Flames!
Who is Dear Winnie?
Most know Winnie Leon as ” Dear Winnie “, the hard-hitting advice columnist of The Juniper Times. Every week, anonymous citizens ask for the columnist’s aid in hopes that she can offer them guidance. Ms. Leon has consulted her readers on a wide range of issues; everything from marital advice to what to do with… Read More Who is Dear Winnie?
Life of Riley: Write What You Know
One more. C’mon one more pump Riley. Sweat trickles down my body I arch my back and groan. Why am I doing this it feels so wrong? But it all also feels very natural and very real to me. That’s how I feel every time I go to the gym. Its become second nature to… Read More Life of Riley: Write What You Know
Furby’s Red Rocket Blast Creams Motel Lobby
500 bottle rockets fired off at once within the Cactus Motel, resulting in damages to its lobby on July 7th 7:49 PM. Witnesses recount a series of hissing sounds followed by small bangs before an explosion. Guests of the motel and Redneck BBQ attendees lingering on the lot fled for cover. No seriously injuries were… Read More Furby’s Red Rocket Blast Creams Motel Lobby
Redneck BBQ Ends with Community Bang
Easy St. and the north end of Park St. closed down on July 5th for the post-Independence Day celebration of Redneck BBQ; co-sponsored by he Drive-In Diner, Cactus Motel, and M374G4M3. Residents of Juniper gathered for food, drinks, and festivities fit for working class Americans. Drive-In Diner owners were present and on scene. Saint Desmond… Read More Redneck BBQ Ends with Community Bang
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